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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:11 am Post subject: Joke of the day

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.""

You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.

"The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:10 am Post subject:

Good one
Keep sharing more Smile

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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:12 am Post subject:

I'm not very happy with this racisism. I get the feeling us Irish folk are being toggled with here. Hmmm.......
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:41 am Post subject:

Well, yes. There's no need to insult an entire nationality for the sake of a joke.
Whether or not it's meant 'just in fun', it may not be regarded that way by a lot of people that are reading an international forum.
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:25 am Post subject:

Well, as much as I agree. I have to say, I was only kidding. But, Mondine is right. This being an international forum, someone is bound to become angered at someone else's "sense of humor" for not everyone has the same mind set.
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:43 pm Post subject:

I'm Irish but it's still funny...No need to get all butt hurt over a joke.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:51 am Post subject:

Congratulations on your election as the National Spokesperson. You can imagine my relief at your reassurance that no one was offended.

Hey, the point is, that there is no need to pick out a nationality to be the brunt of a joke. It just brings out the worst in petty regionalism.

And yes, some people are offended. Whether or not you tell them how they should react.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:03 am Post subject:

funny.

good one.

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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:29 am Post subject:

Here's a good one:

There are two guys that hav been deer hunting interstate. they are both irish (nobody get offended). They shoot six deer. Upon arrival at the airport, the manager tells them that the plane (one of those small ones)cannot carry six deer as they are too heavy. "Thats ridiculous! We got six deer last year and we carried them on no problems!" one of the irish guys says.

After extensive arguing, the manager allows thw two Irish guys to go on with the deer. After the plane is in flight for an hour, it crashes due to the weight. The two Irish guys are the only survivours. "where do you suppose we are,Gary?" one of them says to the other.
"oh, round about where we crashed last year paddy!" comes the reply!
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:47 am Post subject:

Again, nationality makes absolutely no difference to the 'joke'. So, what is the point in mentioning one?
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:49 am Post subject:

sorry mondine. that was how the joke was told to me.

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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:09 am Post subject:

here is a better one with no "racism"

A man is standing at the pearly gates to heaven. St Peter is going to admit him but stops and asks the man if he had done anything extraordinary that might speed his entry into heaven. The man thinks for a while and says "oh, heres one...

"I was walking down the street and a saw a group of bikies attacking a young girl. I marched right up to the biggest, most heavily tattoed bikie, ripped out his nose ring and his earing and kicked over his bike. Then I said to him: Look, leave that girl alone or you'll have me to answer too!"

St peter said "Man! I'm impressed! When did this happen?"
The man says "Oh a couple of minuites ago!"

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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:15 am Post subject:

See, now that one is funny.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:20 am Post subject:

thanks mondine, I thought it was quite good.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:54 pm Post subject:

Heres a joke: A very devout man is worshipping in a church and suddenly there is a heavenly voice. God says "as you are very devout and always try to follow my law, i shall grant you one wish." The man thinks for a while and says "Id like you to make me a bridge to kangaoo island" (you yanks can use hawaii or summit) "Because im scared of hights and dont wanna fly." God says "I could grant this wish very easily but it is hard for me to imagine that a man such as yourself wants such a materialistic object. Instead wish for sumething that will gloify me, and praise my creation." The man thinks and says "God, I want to be able to understand my wife; I want to know what she means when she says taht its ok, when she cries and all her other feminine actions." God is silent for a while, and then he says "So, how many lanes do you want on taht brig\dge, 2 or 4?" Lol. Has a good point i think.
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