a man goes into bed @ 3 in the morning without his wife noticing 2 mins later he rips a fart and the wife says "what the hell was that" "1-0" he replies.
about 5 mins later the wife cracks a fart and the man says " bloody hell what was that" "1-1" she replies
10 mins later the man is trying so hard to fart he shits hiself "what the europe was that"she screams "half time switch sides"