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sanket.no.1
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 Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:40 am Post subject: Bill Gates after death !!!!!! |
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BillGates after Death
Read what happened to bill after death
Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair.
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:08 am Post subject: |
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| lol I heard this before long ago, but anyway, funny. |
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ryan999
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:21 am Post subject: |
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thats realy funny what was the website that youo got that off can you post the url or did you make it up? Proably not.
Really Funny Though |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:15 am Post subject: |
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Hahaha, made me smile, very good
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:28 am Post subject: |
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that's a very nice one
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:11 am Post subject: |
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Another one:
Bill gates, The IBM-Boss and Linus Torvals die.
God tells them, that for every bug in their OS they would get a needle-picks. Linus gets three picks,
the IBM_Boss five.
When Linus is finished he asks God "Where is Bil"
"Oh, we're putting him on sewing-machine this moment.
greetings,
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| lionstarr wrote: | Bill gates, The IBM-Boss and Linus Torvals die.
God tells them, that for every bug in their OS they would get a needle-picks. Linus gets three picks,
the IBM_Boss five.
When Linus is finished he asks God "Where is Bil"
"Oh, we're putting him on sewing-machine this moment. |
very amuzing lol |
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lionstarr
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:11 am Post subject: |
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Yep, sorry for the Bad Englush:
Was Germany and I translated it...
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:50 am Post subject: |
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Ha ha. Funny.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:01 am Post subject: |
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Superb ones.
Both the jokes.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Waiting for more 
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| Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:57 am Post subject: |
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Good ones.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:26 am Post subject: |
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Hmmm...would be more amusing IMHO (the first one) if the punchline was something hinting at, for example, all Longhron features that were promised  |
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| Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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nice one ... mademe smile too
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