[Geezer]

Three travelers, an American, a Cuban, and a Russian were on a cruise ship. They talked for a while and became somewhat friends. The Russian broke out a bottle of Vodka, poured everyone a drink and tossed the bottle over the side.

The American asked him why he tossed the almost full bottle of fine Vodka over the side after only three shots were poured.

The Russian replied, I'm from Russia, we have the greatest Vodka in the world and have tons of it, it's everywhere.

With that the Cuban broke out three very fine Cuban cigars. Passed them around, lit them up, took one puff and tossed his over the side of the ship.

Whoa the American said, I understand the Russian is from a very large and prosperous country, but Cuba is poor and starving. Why would you do that?

The Cuban replied, we have the finest cigars in the world, in Cuba they are everywhere, thousands of of them, almost worthless because there are so many, many of them are so old they are rotten.

Not to be outdone, the American grabbed a Lawyer and through him over the side.