LOL
Something similar....translation...
A captain of an air flight speaks on the radio that airplane is going to crash if it won't loose some weight. A Frenchman stands up and opens a fine bottle of french wine. With a toast "Viva la France" he jumps out of the plane. The American stands up and opens a bottle of Whiskey, with a toast "to USA" throws himself out. A Russian drinks two shots of vodka, with a toast "to Africa", throws 2 Africans out