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Old 06-21-2007, 02:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ultimatum

This rich Doctor in Beverly Hills forgets his wife's Birthday and Anniversary (falls on the same day) because he is working so hard.

His wife is very angry and chews him out unmercifully. She says, you need to make this up to me! I want to see something I can take from "Zero to 200 in a few seconds" sitting in the driveway tomorrow when I get home or I'm going home to my Mothers.

She got back from the salon the next day, couldn't hardly wait to see what was in the driveway for her.

There is was, a bathroom scale. (Something she could take from zero to 200 in a few seconds)
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