The MASOCHIST
A bored sadist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile, pyromaniac and masochist in a psychiatric ward.
SADIST: hey, why don’t we torture a cat?
ZOOPHILE: yeah! We’ll torture a cat then fuck it!
MURDERER: we’ll torture it, fuck it and them kill it!
NECROPHILE: we’ll torture it, fuck it, kill it, and then fuck it again!
PYROMANIAC: Yeah, then we’ll burn the cat!
[sudden silence.. Then all asked the masochist, “WHY don’t you say
anything?”]
MASOCHIST: meow!
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