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javajnkie · 02-17-2009, 05:40 PM

I did my taxes tonight. To relieve the stress, I figured I'd post a few tax jokes in honor of the season! I can't be the only one with the headaches...if this economy gets much worse, no one will be lying on their taxes anymore!

From the comedians (a bit dated):

"'Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going to do. I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" --Bill Maher

"It's tax time and President Bush is saving a lot on taxes this year. He's writing off his entire second term." --David Letterman

"Vice President Dick Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million refund when your salary was $205,000 a year? How does that work? ... Apparently, he's writing off the guns and ammo as business expenses." --Jay Leno

And this one, from my 11 year old daughter:
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What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

02-17-2009, 05:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
javajnkie Noogle Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Tax jokes I did my taxes tonight. To relieve the stress, I figured I'd post a few tax jokes in honor of the season! I can't be the only one with the headaches...if this economy gets much worse, no one will be lying on their taxes anymore! From the comedians (a bit dated): "'Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going to do. I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" --Bill Maher "It's tax time and President Bush is saving a lot on taxes this year. He's writing off his entire second term." --David Letterman "Vice President Dick Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million refund when your salary was $205,000 a year? How does that work? ... Apparently, he's writing off the guns and ammo as business expenses." --Jay Leno And this one, from my 11 year old daughter: -- What insect is good at math? An account-ant.