font face="Tahoma"span lang="en-us"font size="1"based on a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/"Chuck Norris Facts/abrbr/font/span/font* God created the Google algorithm on the 8th day.p* Google searches for anything anywhere. It knows what you eat and whatspan lang="en-us" /spanyou shit./pp* NASA have not found extra-terrestrial life because they were not smartspan lang="en-us" /spanenough to use Google /pp* When Serge Brin and Larry Page were born, Bill Gates had a nervousspan lang="en-us" /spanbreakdown./pp* Google costs so much there is a special Google department whichspan lang="en-us" /spaninvents this large number./pp* Atlantis, Shakespeare's unknown diaries and Mozart's unreleased albumspan lang="en-us" /spanwere found using Google./pp* If Google can't find anything, it means this thing is not going tospan lang="en-us" /spanappear for thousand years from now on./pp* Google's main server is cast from purest gold, has a platinum keyboardspan lang="en-us" /spanand a display made from 20 kg of diamonds./pp* Google is going to clone Einstein to employ him./pp* JK Rowling searches for new Harry Potter in Google./pp* Chuck Norris got a cell phone with Google Mobilespan lang="en-us" - /spana href="http://mobile.google.com/"
http://mobile.google.com//a./pp* Online advertising market still exists due to Google./pp* 57% of American kids say 'Google' as their first word. /pp* I Google, therefore I exist. /pp* Google has the most modest logo in entire universe./pp* If Google has an idea, competitors can shut down their business./pp* Blue, green, red and yellow were designed by Google to be used in itsspan lang="en-us" /spanlogo. /pp* When a baby is born anywhere on Earth, it gets fully indexed byspan lang="en-us" G/spanoogle. /pp* American schools will soon have a class of Googling to teach the kidsspan lang="en-us" /spanto use Google services. /pp* Google servers contain so much information all other informationspan lang="en-us" /spangravitates to it like steel to magnet./pp* Once Google services were shut down for 0.1 second for maintenance.span lang="en-us" /spanThis caused disappearing of some galaxies./pp* Google servers contain information about search queries God made whenspan lang="en-us" /spancreating universe. This is the main reason for Google not to disclosespan lang="en-us" /spanthe search query information to the US government. /pp* One employee of Google decided to crack a joke and send all the Googlespan lang="en-us" /spancache to his friend's span lang="en-us"GMail.com/span account, using Gmail. span lang="en-us"GMail.com/span was happy tospan lang="en-us" /spanface minor damage only because the fiber-optical cables it used tospan lang="en-us" /spanconnect its servers were quick enough to melt. /pp* Google uses a new system for cooling down its CPUs which creates thespan lang="en-us" /spanabsolute zerospan lang="en-us" /spantemperature./pp* Every Sunday all Christians go to churches and pray to God that Googlespan lang="en-us" /spanresearchers never have an idea to create a perfect human./pp* Experts say the Christmas mini-serial about a mouse and a cat wasspan lang="en-us" /spannothing less than a hypnosis method. Everybody on the net watched thingsspan lang="en-us" /spandevelop, and those who missed the last episode died from curiosity.span lang="en-us" /spanAfter so many victims died Google showed the entire serial to thespan lang="en-us" /spanpublic. /pp* US government politely asked Google to provide information aboutspan lang="en-us" /spansearch queries its users make. Google politely asked US government tospan lang="en-us" /spanprovide information about queries MSN and Yahoo users make. Thespan lang="en-us" /spangovernment had to agree. /pp* After Vladimir Zhirinovsky claimed Russian scientists can change thespan lang="en-us" /spangravity field of the Earth, causing the entire territory of the US to bespan lang="en-us" /spanflooded, Google claimed it tested its own technology in Atlantis./pp* One of Google founders lost his wallet while being in Russia. He didspan lang="en-us" /spannot want to look for small change, but after that Russia experienced aspan lang="en-us" /span75% improvement in its financial position. span lang="en-us"/span/pp* Once a Google user typed 'free porn' as a search query. As a result,span lang="en-us" /spanso many pages were found the result page was 2 Terabytes in size andspan lang="en-us" /spanthis user's PC exploded. Since then there were improvements in thespan lang="en-us" /spanGoogle algorythm. /pp* From all the bricks with letters for kiddies you can only make onespan lang="en-us" /spanword, which is 'Google'. span lang="en-us"/span/pp* Google invented a md5 decipher algorithm without matching. span lang="en-us"/span/pp* All the letters used in the 'Google' word are copyrighted by Google.span lang="en-us" /spanAccording to forecasts, Google will buy rights for other letters soonspan lang="en-us" /span(which made Chinese and Japanese very happy). The company name won'tspan lang="en-us" /spanchange, though. /pp* If you have an age or psychological crisis, Google recommends you tospan lang="en-us" /spanfind yourself using Google. /pp* Today 20% of children born for the last several years bear the proudspan lang="en-us" /spanname of Google. There is such a kid in Russia, called Google Ivanov.span lang="en-us" /span/pp* A second of Google servers' work takes power equal to 3 Chuck Norrisspan lang="en-us" /spanreverse kicks.br/pp(c) a href="http://gfacts.alfaspace.net/"
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