A women is in the hospital having open hart sergeury. she has a near death expierience and she sees god. she asks god "god, am i gonna die?" god replies "no, you shall live for another 44 years, 8 weeks and 2 days." the women is pleased and suddenly comes back to life in the hospital. she decides that she should make the most of her years and while in the hospital, decided to have stomach serguery, face lift, change of hairet cetera. when walking home, she is hit by an ambulance, and dies. she asks god "you said that i had 44 years, 8 weeks and 2 days of my life left. why didnt you save me?" god replies "sorry, i didnt recognize you!"lol.
