align=centerFONT face="MS Sans Serif"FONT color=#0000a0FONT color=#0000a0 size=2Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. /FONT/FONT/FONT
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FONT size=2You gotta love Robin Williams...... BREven if he's nuts! BRLeave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan BRWhat we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up BRAnd repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan.../FONT/FONT/FONT/FONTFONT face="MS Sans Serif"FONT color=#0000a0FONT color=#0000a0BRFONT size=2(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace BRBut I have not heard of a plan for BRPeace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, BRPast & present. BRYou know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, BRAnd the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. BRThey don't want us there. BRWe would station troops at our borders. BRNo one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave/FONT/FONT/FONT/FONTFONT size=2 /FONTFONT face="MS Sans Serif"FONT color=#0000a0FONT color=#0000a0BRFONT size=2We'll give them a free trip home. BRAfter 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, BRRegardless of whom or where they are. BRThey're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. BRIf you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. BRAsylum would never be available to anyone. BRWe don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort BRTo become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while /FONT/FONT/FONT/FONTFONT face="MS Sans Serif"FONT color=blueFONT color=blue size=2./FONT/FONT/FONTFONT face="MS Sans Serif"FONT color=#0000a0FONT color=#0000a0 size=2
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. BRIf they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. BRThey can go somewhere else to sell their production. BR(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know that what we give them is stolen or given to the army. BRThe people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. /FONT/FONT/FONTFONT face="MS Sans Serif"FONT color=#0000a0FONT color=#0000a0BR/FONT/FONT/FONTFONT face="MS Sans Serif"FONT color=#0000a0FONT color=#0000a0BRFONT size=211) The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE... /FONT/FONT/FONT/FONTFONT face="MS Sans Serif"FONT color=#0000a0FONT color=#0000a0BR/FONT/FONT/FONTFONT face="MS Sans Serif"FONT color=#0000a0FONT color=#0000a0BRFONT size=2Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer BRSaying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. BRShe's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "/FONT/FONT/FONT/FONT
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FONT face="MS Sans Serif" color=#0000a0 size=2USMC Reporter from Leatherneck.com forums./FONT