Cheney Vows to Attack US If Kerry Elected

[julien]

Well said Ashes. No offence Micro.
Neno.tu, I notice you are from Venezuela. I also happen to know that Venezuela is home to the Western Hemisphere's largest conventional proven oil reserves, at 77.8 billion barrels, as of January 2004. If I were you, Neno.tu, I would be very afraid if Bush were to win.

[Ashes]

Thank you.

I would also like to state that this article is a joke article. It's satire. The Onion produces satire.

Just stating in case anyone doesn't understand that. Though knowing Cheney, and some of the things he's said, I doubt they stretched the truth much.

[microdude431]

Originally Posted by microdude431

basically, kerry is a flip-flopper and a liar. the press hates bush and all they do is make up stories about bush. thats basically it

its true. and for you ashes, you are being reported to the proper authorities.

[Ashes]

Micro, why are you blindly following Bush? I mean seriously. You're immanent about President Bush, yet I have not seen you support a single one of your arguments.

For instance, "the press hates Bush?"

What complete bull.

ABC and Fox News have shown an appalling amount of favoritism towards President Bush.

[Eric]

Well said Ashes, but try not to swear in the future(I'm editing your post)...
No offence Microdude, but Ashes is right you haven't backed up any of your statements supporting Bush...but you're right Ashes shouldn't have reacted like that...

This article is just a joke, don't take it seriously. How the hell would Cheney attack his own country, he can't do whatever he wants, he's just a stupid vice-president with laser-vision :P...

Bush is a loser, so is Kerry, but he's a better liar :P...

[tubaman93]

Do you guys ever read the bottom of the page? It says here: The Onion® is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

It's like whitehouse.org or those other spoof sites.

[jeramy]

ah, i love theonion.

[Ashes]

Originally Posted by Eric Straven

Well said Ashes, but try not to swear in the future(I'm editing your post)...

Sorry about that, I'm use to casual swearing. Didn't mean it agressively or anything.

[neno.tu]

Originally Posted by julien

Well said Ashes. No offence Micro.
Neno.tu, I notice you are from Venezuela. I also happen to know that Venezuela is home to the Western Hemisphere's largest conventional proven oil reserves, at 77.8 billion barrels, as of January 2004. If I were you, Neno.tu, I would be very afraid if Bush were to win.

Not so afraid, if anyone does something to get rid of this president (Venezuelas president) I would be happy...

He's the worse president ever... If you have the chage take a look at the Venezuela Related News...

He's doing what ever he lokes to... Killing people, spending the money (Venezuela's Money), fired many people (including my father) with no fundamental or legal reason...

So... I would like some real help