Vote Randy for President in 2008

Randy · 11-05-2004, 09:52 AM

Vote for Randy Johnston as your U.S President in 2008, because I can get the job done, and look good doing it.

Now, here's where I stand on the issues:

Military & Defence - We will continue to have one of the best and brightest defence systems in the world. However, if they want to fund a new plane or other gadget thingy, they'll have to hold a bake sale to raise the funds. We're on a budget here....

Economy - The government will get an allowance and if they go over that budget, tough. Oh, and all government officials will be required to clip coupons and shop on double coupon days.

Education - All kids go to school. All kids who aren't eaten because they fail to thrive will go to college. No exceptions. Teachers will automatically get a 50% pay raise - the money will come from the newly reformed budget.

Terrorism - Terrorism will no longer be a problem. Give me something sharp and pointy and I'll take care of the issue myself. It should only take me a couple days a month to get everything copacetic the world round.

Poverty - With all the coupon clipping that will be going on at Capitol Hill, we can spare some money for families struggling with substandard food, shelter, and clothing. All non-Robert Trent Jones golf courses will be rezoned for Habitat for Humanity. Outdoor sanctuaries will be constructed for those who wish to continue to be homeless for their own personal growth purposes.

Healthcare - Everyone gets medical insurance, even the high-risk patients. All the money that has been lining the pockets of the pharmaceutical companies and HMO bigwigs will be reappropriated for hospice care for the terminally ill and specialized hospital care for children and the elderly.

Finally, I think that I could get by on a salary of, oh let's say, $50,000 a year. Cuts from government officials salaries (including mine) will be split and distriputed to schools and hospitals around the nation.

Vote Randy Johnston in 2008. I'll get the job done - and look good while doing it!

Any questions?

Mayur · 11-05-2004, 12:00 PM

You've got my vote.

broken · 11-05-2004, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayur

You've got my vote.

Same here

BTW, I'll help you on your fight against terrorism, Randy. I'll bring along my trusty crow bar.

microdude431 · 11-05-2004, 12:27 PM

can you edit your post and start a poll for the election? anyways, i vote yes.

putnik · 11-07-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randy

Any questions?

Does that come with fries?

Snake · 11-08-2004, 07:18 PM

I don't think your 35 years old.

Snake

neno.tu · 11-08-2004, 08:11 PM

I can't vote randy I'm sorry... (but I did heheheh)

I'm only 17, so wait a year... :P

heheheheh

microdude431 · 11-09-2004, 08:02 AM

oops i pulled a john kerry and voted againest you

Mayur · 11-09-2004, 09:10 AM

There are two yes.

julien · 11-09-2004, 01:57 PM

Interesting plan randy... I'm not sure what you mean exactly with the Terrorsim plan, but it sounds good to me. I'll vote for you.
P.S. When you win, can I be Vice-President?

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Yes	6	54.55%
No	5	45.45%
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11-05-2004, 09:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Randy Google Guru Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,133 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Vote Randy for President in 2008 Vote for Randy Johnston as your U.S President in 2008, because I can get the job done, and look good doing it. Now, here's where I stand on the issues: Military & Defence - We will continue to have one of the best and brightest defence systems in the world. However, if they want to fund a new plane or other gadget thingy, they'll have to hold a bake sale to raise the funds. We're on a budget here.... Economy - The government will get an allowance and if they go over that budget, tough. Oh, and all government officials will be required to clip coupons and shop on double coupon days. Education - All kids go to school. All kids who aren't eaten because they fail to thrive will go to college. No exceptions. Teachers will automatically get a 50% pay raise - the money will come from the newly reformed budget. Terrorism - Terrorism will no longer be a problem. Give me something sharp and pointy and I'll take care of the issue myself. It should only take me a couple days a month to get everything copacetic the world round. Poverty - With all the coupon clipping that will be going on at Capitol Hill, we can spare some money for families struggling with substandard food, shelter, and clothing. All non-Robert Trent Jones golf courses will be rezoned for Habitat for Humanity. Outdoor sanctuaries will be constructed for those who wish to continue to be homeless for their own personal growth purposes. Healthcare - Everyone gets medical insurance, even the high-risk patients. All the money that has been lining the pockets of the pharmaceutical companies and HMO bigwigs will be reappropriated for hospice care for the terminally ill and specialized hospital care for children and the elderly. Finally, I think that I could get by on a salary of, oh let's say, $50,000 a year. Cuts from government officials salaries (including mine) will be split and distriputed to schools and hospitals around the nation. Vote Randy Johnston in 2008. I'll get the job done - and look good while doing it! Any questions?

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11-05-2004, 12:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mayur Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,041 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	You've got my vote.

11-05-2004, 12:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
microdude431 Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: United States Posts: 967 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	can you edit your post and start a poll for the election? anyways, i vote yes.

11-08-2004, 07:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Snake Google Freak Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 407 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I don't think your 35 years old. Snake

11-08-2004, 08:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
neno.tu Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Caracas - Venezuela Posts: 365 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I can't vote randy I'm sorry... (but I did heheheh) I'm only 17, so wait a year... :P heheheheh

11-09-2004, 08:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
microdude431 Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: United States Posts: 967 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	oops i pulled a john kerry and voted againest you

11-09-2004, 09:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mayur Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,041 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	There are two yes.

11-09-2004, 01:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
julien Senior Googler Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 154 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Interesting plan randy... I'm not sure what you mean exactly with the Terrorsim plan, but it sounds good to me. I'll vote for you. P.S. When you win, can I be Vice-President?

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