heklp me please.

[shazam]

i need eveyones help. i really wanna go out with someone but im tooooooooo nervous whenever i see her and it makes me wanna kill sometihng. i tried like a billion and a half times to and i could never bring myself to ask her out, so i i got pissed and decided to get driunk. what do you speople thinik i should do? i need help overcoming then ervousness and actually saying something other than hello to her.

[Barolo]

Getting drunk to give you 'Dutch courage' isn't the way to go about it - you're more likely to put her off you completely, as would the fact that you have murderous tendencies!

Send her a note, or ask a friend to intervene or try to get talking to her in a group situation where the pressure to speak would be a little less daunting.

Good luck!