How to know you've been play too many fighting games.

[Eric]

Self-explanatory ...
I got these from maidenmasher.com...
Some of them contain swear words so view at your own risk.

YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING
FIGHTING GAMES TOO MUCH WHEN
Disclaimer: In no way shape or form is this a insult towards anyone or anything all companies names mentioned are soley for humor intended purposes only and not in no way shape or form used to bring down any of the following. I.E This is strictly to crack a joke or two just to relieve the tension of every day web mastering and to give us and fellow gamers a chance to kick back and laugh I hope you all enjoy it well here we go.

1. When you consider yourself a Sad Souljah and change your name to BADGUY!!!
2. When you and your mother make a Deadly Alliance
3. When you actually open your hand to tell someone to get over here.
4. When you try to power dunk only to get a crack shoot.
5. When your in your basement yelling "Shoryuken! Hadouken! Shoryuken!" in that particular order.
6. When you try to shoot somebody on the street for being a Potemkin Buster
7. When you ask someone "R U OK" only to go "Busta Wolf!"
8. When you go outside in nothing but your draws only to say "A fine wind blows."
9. When your afraid to join Iori’s Team
10. When you know the Psycho Crusher is the oldest trick in the book. ( Back forth Back Forth Back forth XD)
11. When your next three words will be. "Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!"
12. When you go to the nearest Air Base only to yell Sonic Boom!
13. When you play Mike Tyson’s punch out to only yell I GOT PAIED
14. When you realise Capcom and SNK Should be called CAPSNK
15. When You actually think Takuma Sakazaki and Mr. Karate are two different people.
16. When you swore you saw Mr. Big on New York Undercover
17. If you know every single game Akuma has been in and tried to master the raging demon in all of them.
18. If you swear you saw Gill at a red skins game please drop the controller now.
19. No Urien did not write the Thong Song.
20. When you pratice Saikyo Style Over the Internet
21. When you actually think they’ll put Eiji Kisaragi in K.O.F again
22. When you can pull off every anti air in a game make 7457 combo videos and still wanna learn more.
23. When you think you’re the green ranger.
24. When a fighting game is missing a black boxer
25. Or one busty fan service chick for that nature
26. When your screaming OYAJIIIII in your back yard.
27. When your favorite fighting game has ran out of Hentai Doujins
28. When you actually think Geese Is a Professional Sky Diver
29. When you think Streets of Rage 2 is a fighting game ( Shiva… T_T )
30. When you walk up to someone you don't like to only to yell "YOUR SOUL IS MINES!"
31. When your favorite fighting game Series dosen't have a Ninja in it
32. Or a old geezer for that nature.
33. If you actually think Faust and Dr. Baldhead aren’t the same people I should slap you for good will towards humanity
34. When you actually know what N.E.S.T.S stands for
35. When you actually find Genjyuro’s Box of Steroids
36. When you can actually do the Genoicde Cutter
37. When Geese Howard can pass for Donald Trump
38. When you come up with the mathematical conclusion that Iori + Kula Diamond + Guile = Remy
39. When every evil badguy wants world domination. ( I MEAN GOD DAMN LEAVE THE WORLD ALONE)
40. When you raise your own criminal empire in your late teens ( Way to go Bison! XD)
41. When you result to Smuggling K.O.F Machines for the better of humanity
42. When Ryu Finally Gets Laied
43. When the U.S.A Sports Team Finally Wins KOF
44. When you actually think Agent Smith should be in a fighting game.
45. When you ran out of Ash Crimson Jokes
46. When you think your next door neighbors consider yourself an Anomaly and still only human
47. No Morpheus is not a fighting game character.
48. Yes Trinity will die and there is nothing that you can do to stop it.
49. If you actually play DOA X-Treme Beach Volleyball period
50. When your mother got hit with the final atomic buster
51. When you get a sword only to go "Senpuu Retsu Zan!" ( I know I tried that shit lol )
52. When you actually know how to perform the "Ensenga" Live in person. ( ::Actually knows how:: )
53. When you think Vanessa is the most sexiest house wife alive
54. When you run ass backwards off of your deck screaming "Volcaniku Vipah!!!" ( :one that too:: -_)));
55. When you actually think Bridget is hot
56. When you actually like Cyber Akuma
57. When Kim Kaphwan is runing the toothpaste circut
58. When you can voice over just about any Seiyuu on the face of the planet. ( That’s me allright -_)));
59. When you keep losing so much that you actually snap and go ape shit like Yamazaki.
60. When you threaten to drown a message board in the fury of your pimpslaps.
61. When you cant stop laughing at the name "Heidern’s Thugs"
62. When your know as the only retard who brought a knife to a gun fight. (Way to go Mitsurigi )
63. When you think every Namco game should have Yoshimitsu in it
64. When you hate Iori Yagami because he never got a costume change
65. When you think there should be a fighting game called Pimp Fighter.
66. When you people finally realise that Psycho Power is only a cheap excuse to fuck shit up
67. If you think Video games need more gothic chicks. ( They do dammit XD )
68. When M.Bison can pass for Captian Crunch / Colonel Klink
69. When you actually think Ryu will develop a storyline outside of searching for stronger opponents
70. When your at a KOF tournament and use your own teammates to get the Orochi Power
71. When you know Dhalsim has been in too many video games
72. When you press start on the old SF2 game only to hear the announcer go E E E HAW HAW HAW
73. When you try to call Shermie on your cell phone
74. When Heavy-D! can pass for Tupac with a mohawk
75. When you become one of Heidern’s Thugs ( The Ikari Team)
76. When you try to build a world just like Kain’s ( I Know I’ve tried.)
77. When you notice Heihachi Running Around in his draws and you want to do the same.
78. When you try to freeze people like Sub-Zero
79. If you actually think Chun Li is the strongest woman alive.
80. When you got hit by Justice’s Giga Cheeze Lazer about 5,000 times before beating the game
81. When you actually try to finish him told you too.
82. If you think Ibuki is the strongest character in the third strike storyline. ( It’s Oro if he uses both hands numb nuts!) Just had to clear that up people [In no shape and way or form was that directed to anyone in particular it’s just to clear up a huge controversy]
83. When you think Clark Steel nothing more than a mere truck driver
84. Who only entered K.O.F only because Geese Killed his Truck
85. When M.Bison Appears on Captian Crunch Commercials
86. When you actually try to train in martial arts so the Akuma Symbol can actually appear on your back.
87. When Iori starts appearing on Riverdance commercials
88. When you DON’T find angel attractive. ( I don’t see how the hell can people not like her )
89. When you think Rock Howard is a Orochi ( HAHAHAHA!)
90. When you think Grant = Geese (ROFL!)
91. When you think that Venom is gay.
92. When you know Axl Low Is.
93. When you go and beat up other high schools in the name of Justice!
94. When you play DOA for the Jiggly Factor
95. When Capcom Fanboys/Fangirls Start Dissing SNK for no reason
96. When the top ten scores consist of nothing but Y.O.U
97. When you emulate a fighting game character so much that the persona of that character merges with your own. ( I should know. ‘.=) )
98. When you notice that SNKP has totally ran out of ideas. ( Mukai? Akuma? WTF Hire Me Please!)
99. When you think K9999 Should be the star of the next Akira Movie.
100. Most Importantly when you run this website