Explanation of Sex

jeanprixx · 12-05-2007, 11:53 PM

The Bride Tells Her Husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

kashan44 · 12-12-2007, 05:53 AM

A good joke! Its clear that the prisoner was not strong enough to face the hardship of a prison's life.

passionista · 12-13-2007, 08:22 AM

ahaha so the man was turned into a real prisoner by her wife... anyways the man did a great job for explaining sex to as the "prisoner into the prison"... bravo for that

harry_puta · 12-13-2007, 05:51 PM

That one is funny, keep posting more..

raven1083 · 12-13-2007, 07:22 PM

it is a funny story make me laugh at my chair

12-05-2007, 11:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 389 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Explanation of Sex The Bride Tells Her Husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!

12-12-2007, 05:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
kashan44 Junior Googler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: karachi,pakistan. Posts: 29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Explanation of Sex A good joke! Its clear that the prisoner was not strong enough to face the hardship of a prison's life.

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