The Perfect Worker

[jeanprixx]

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.

[jacobworld1979]

i am the perfect worker sometimes!!!

[honeybunch26]

Ima not a perfect worker ...im a perfect mother.

[klyt]

hihihi ......




hihihi .......

[info_art2007]

hahaha, that so funny...

[jabo]

thats a good one... I thought Bob was a good employee....

[arcel]

nice... nice...

*just remember a friend of mine name bob the builder*