GOd Versus Scientist

jeanprixx · 02-22-2008, 12:46 AM

A scientist approached God and said, "Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can clone people, transplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous."

God patiently heard him out, and then said, "All right. To see whether or not you still need me, why don't we have a man-making contest?" "Okay, great!" the scientist said.

"Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam," God said. "That's fine," replied the scientist, and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt.

"Whoa!" God said, shaking his head in disapproval. "Not so fast, pal. You go get your own dirt!"

fox_fugitive · 02-26-2008, 01:42 AM

hahaha.... no one is greater than GOD..

raven1083 · 02-26-2008, 03:23 PM

god is the creator of all he is the supreme being.

klyt · 02-26-2008, 07:31 PM

praise God.

aimhigh · 02-27-2008, 10:08 AM

Yeah, Nice story. No one can contest on God. He is the supreme being and the omnipotent. The creator of heaven and earth. Who can beat that? A very simple story but the moral on this cute story is that God is God. He is always the creator and we are his creation molded and formed on his loving hand.

JohnnyB · 02-28-2008, 03:11 AM

Cool Idea..

02-22-2008, 12:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	GOd Versus Scientist A scientist approached God and said, "Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can clone people, transplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous." God patiently heard him out, and then said, "All right. To see whether or not you still need me, why don't we have a man-making contest?" "Okay, great!" the scientist said. "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam," God said. "That's fine," replied the scientist, and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt. "Whoa!" God said, shaking his head in disapproval. "Not so fast, pal. You go get your own dirt!"

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fox_fugitive Noogle Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hahaha.... no one is greater than GOD..

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raven1083 Master Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 616 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	god is the creator of all he is the supreme being.

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klyt Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: toilet .......... Posts: 943 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	praise God.

02-27-2008, 10:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
aimhigh Senior Googler Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 195 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Yeah, Nice story. No one can contest on God. He is the supreme being and the omnipotent. The creator of heaven and earth. Who can beat that? A very simple story but the moral on this cute story is that God is God. He is always the creator and we are his creation molded and formed on his loving hand.

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