Onions And Christmas tree!

jeanprixx · 02-27-2008, 03:38 AM

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”
“Onions?”
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated the wife and daughter. So the daughter said ” Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?”
The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]Christmas[/color][/color] tree.”
“A Christmas tree?”
“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!”

klyt · 03-03-2008, 10:01 PM

hahaha

naughty parents.

info_art2007 · 03-21-2008, 02:18 AM

hahaha, tnx for sharing

honeybunch26 · 03-23-2008, 09:53 PM

hehehe so funny!

friend4fantasy · 03-25-2008, 07:43 AM

Very funny. Thanks.

AgentOz · 03-25-2008, 10:50 AM

funny, because its true lol.

alexis · 03-30-2008, 11:32 PM

informative..hahaha

mudkipz · 03-31-2008, 04:20 AM

Lol this is so funny and mean yet so true!

ChineseBoy · 04-19-2008, 10:06 PM

hahaaaa so funny! if who has this kind of jokes, please post

raven1083 · 04-20-2008, 04:09 PM

hahahaha that was really funny.

02-27-2008, 03:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Onions And Christmas tree! A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.” “Onions?” “Yes, you see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated the wife and daughter. So the daughter said ” Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?” The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]Christmas[/color][/color] tree.” “A Christmas tree?” “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!”

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friend4fantasy Master Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 724 Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	Very funny. Thanks.

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AgentOz Senior Googler Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 138 Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts	funny, because its true lol.

03-30-2008, 11:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
alexis Senior Googler Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 177 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	informative..hahaha

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ChineseBoy Junior Googler Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 25 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hahaaaa so funny! if who has this kind of jokes, please post

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raven1083 Master Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 616 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	hahahaha that was really funny.

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