Female Compassion

jeanprixx · 02-27-2008, 03:39 AM

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said, “Have you ever had a hug?” The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?” The man said, “No,” so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, “Have you ever been screwed?” The fellow said, “No.” She said, “You will be when the tide comes in.”

pharmaboy07 · 02-27-2008, 03:42 AM

hahaha, that's funny.

MarieJoy · 02-27-2008, 03:45 AM

lols thats made me laugh hehehehe

raven1083 · 02-27-2008, 03:23 PM

hahaha that is a funny quotation.

JohnnyB · 02-28-2008, 08:20 PM

Thats funny in a bizar way...

harvestersel · 02-29-2008, 08:25 AM

i bet he is gonna have a hard time getting of the beach.

Pierre Gabriel · 03-03-2008, 11:17 AM

That's funny alright....

harry_puta · 03-03-2008, 03:01 PM

I hope he survived... haha!

klyt · 03-03-2008, 09:46 PM

lol ....

poor man!

jabo · 03-11-2008, 04:41 AM

poor guy...
at least he had a hug and kiss

02-27-2008, 03:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 389 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Female Compassion A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said, “Have you ever had a hug?” The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?” The man said, “No,” so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said, “Have you ever been screwed?” The fellow said, “No.” She said, “You will be when the tide comes in.”

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02-27-2008, 03:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
pharmaboy07 Senior Googler Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: At My Seetie's Heart... Posts: 182 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hahaha, that's funny.

02-27-2008, 03:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
MarieJoy Master Googler Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 570 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	lols thats made me laugh hehehehe

02-27-2008, 03:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
raven1083 Master Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 616 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	hahaha that is a funny quotation.

02-28-2008, 08:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
JohnnyB Senior Googler Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bangkok, Thailand Posts: 229 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thats funny in a bizar way...

02-29-2008, 08:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
harvestersel Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: california Posts: 372 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i bet he is gonna have a hard time getting of the beach.

03-03-2008, 11:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
Pierre Gabriel Senior Googler Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kingdom of Heaven Posts: 225 Thanks: 7 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	That's funny alright....

03-03-2008, 03:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
harry_puta Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 625 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	I hope he survived... haha!

03-03-2008, 09:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
klyt Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: toilet .......... Posts: 943 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	lol .... poor man!

03-11-2008, 04:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
jabo Master Googler Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 619 Thanks: 1 Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts	poor guy... at least he had a hug and kiss

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