Things You Never Use

jeanprixx · 03-03-2008, 11:30 PM

Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!"

"Wait honey," Glen pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?"

"Fine, let's hear your story," Donna replied.

"Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing," explained Glen.

"I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home. After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn't serve to me."

"Then," Glen continued, "I showed her to the door and she thanked me. As she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"

angeliqueish · 03-04-2008, 11:15 PM

what?!??!?!??? you mean........ wtf! lol!

aimhigh · 03-05-2008, 12:33 PM

Lol, How ironic. This is the paradox of life. Thanks for sharing this story. You are such a good story teller. Keep it up Jean

harry_puta · 03-05-2008, 02:41 PM

Nice! rocks me a little.

honeybunch26 · 03-05-2008, 06:27 PM

let you take the bat on your husband...lol

jeanprixx · 03-06-2008, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aimhigh

Lol, How ironic. This is the paradox of life. Thanks for sharing this story. You are such a good story teller. Keep it up Jean

Thanks! For the Appreciation!

pingas · 03-06-2008, 06:16 AM

Nice story you got here...

aimhigh · 03-06-2008, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeanprixx

Thanks! For the Appreciation!

You are welcome.

klyt · 03-07-2008, 12:43 AM

The moral lesson be kind and share things you do not use anymore..... hahahhaha .... funny

aimhigh · 03-07-2008, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klyt

The moral lesson be kind and share things you do not use anymore..... hahahhaha .... funny

If you were the wife will you share your husband as well? Is he a thing or your beloved one. Not acceptable.

03-03-2008, 11:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Things You Never Use Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!" "Wait honey," Glen pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?" "Fine, let's hear your story," Donna replied. "Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing," explained Glen. "I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home. After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn't serve to me." "Then," Glen continued, "I showed her to the door and she thanked me. As she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"

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angeliqueish Noogle Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 18 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	what?!??!?!??? you mean........ wtf! lol!

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aimhigh Senior Googler Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 196 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Lol, How ironic. This is the paradox of life. Thanks for sharing this story. You are such a good story teller. Keep it up Jean

03-05-2008, 02:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
harry_puta Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 625 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Nice! rocks me a little.

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honeybunch26 Master Googler Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 546 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	let you take the bat on your husband...lol

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pingas Senior Googler Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 120 Thanks: 7 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Nice story you got here...

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klyt Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: toilet .......... Posts: 943 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	The moral lesson be kind and share things you do not use anymore..... hahahhaha .... funny

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