Respectfully Cheating

jeanprixx · 03-03-2008, 11:57 PM

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

jacobworld1979 · 03-04-2008, 03:31 PM

nice one where do u get them from?

princess23 · 03-04-2008, 09:18 PM

LOL!

it made my day

MarieJoy · 03-04-2008, 10:26 PM

well it is still adultery, but i dont know she did it for the sake of her husband, i think that is love ready to sacrifice anything for your love one even if you take your self in

jeanprixx · 03-06-2008, 07:32 PM

Well if I'm her Husband I would not ever want her to do such thing Like that!

honeybunch26 · 03-06-2008, 09:18 PM

yah... it so funny

klyt · 03-07-2008, 12:33 AM

thanks for the laugh

jabo · 03-11-2008, 04:47 AM

hehe, you made me smile...

Pierre Gabriel · 03-11-2008, 12:48 PM

very funny indeed....

aimhigh · 03-11-2008, 02:02 PM

lol, It still consider as infedility. I don't really think she did it for the sake of her husband. I can't call it as a sacrifice either.

03-03-2008, 11:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 389 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Respectfully Cheating Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times." "Three? When were they?" "Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?" "Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?" "Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

03-04-2008, 03:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
jacobworld1979 Google Freak Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 329 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	hi mate nice one where do u get them from?

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MarieJoy Master Googler Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 570 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	well it is still adultery, but i dont know she did it for the sake of her husband, i think that is love ready to sacrifice anything for your love one even if you take your self in

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jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 389 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Well if I'm her Husband I would not ever want her to do such thing Like that!

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aimhigh Senior Googler Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 202 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	lol, It still consider as infedility. I don't really think she did it for the sake of her husband. I can't call it as a sacrifice either.

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