Slip of the tongue

jeanprixx · 03-04-2008, 12:29 AM

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.

See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too.

I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'

raven1083 · 03-12-2008, 05:20 PM

that was really funny story hehehe.

alexis · 03-14-2008, 12:13 AM

hahaha..that was funny!

jabo · 03-14-2008, 12:16 AM

that was a good one

03-04-2008, 12:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 389 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Slip of the tongue A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'

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03-12-2008, 05:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
raven1083 Master Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 616 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	that was really funny story hehehe.

03-14-2008, 12:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
alexis Senior Googler Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 177 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hahaha..that was funny!

03-14-2008, 12:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
jabo Master Googler Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 619 Thanks: 1 Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts	that was a good one

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