Ancient Chinese Torture

jeanprixx · 03-04-2008, 01:00 AM

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.

He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure.

She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.

Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.

But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion.

He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke in the morning with the feel of pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."

He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end.

Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

jacobworld1979 · 03-04-2008, 11:07 PM

I am in China at the moment and I havent seen it LOL

aimhigh · 03-05-2008, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jacobworld1979

I am in China at the moment and I havent seen it LOL

i think it is time for you to find it. FOr some quest i think!!! Don't you find it interesting?

honeybunch26 · 03-05-2008, 06:57 PM

no one torture maybe 1945

klyt · 03-07-2008, 12:47 AM

har har har

harvestersel · 03-12-2008, 12:40 AM

this torture is really something . i wish , it wouldnt happen to me though.

jabo · 03-12-2008, 12:58 AM

that's a pretty good idea..
gonna go try it to my friends..lol

aimhigh · 03-12-2008, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jabo

that's a pretty good idea..
gonna go try it to my friends..lol

Indeed, that's a pretty good idea. Wonderful and interesting adventure. Please let us know whatever the result would be. Will you? lol

raven1083 · 03-12-2008, 04:55 PM

torture is an act of sadism i am not in favor of it.

Pierre Gabriel · 03-13-2008, 12:40 PM

That was funny...

03-04-2008, 01:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
jeanprixx Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sa Lata Ng Sardinas Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Ancient Chinese Torture A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke in the morning with the feel of pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

03-04-2008, 11:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
jacobworld1979 Google Freak Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 311 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	hi mate I am in China at the moment and I havent seen it LOL

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honeybunch26 Master Googler Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 536 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	no one torture maybe 1945

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harvestersel Google Freak Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: california Posts: 368 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	this torture is really something . i wish , it wouldnt happen to me though.

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