Dominated By Women, Joke!!

Orpheus · 07-27-2004, 09:14 AM

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

cvrk3 · 07-27-2004, 09:42 PM

michal i would sugget start a thread jokes from michal and put all these in the same thread! however this one is a very old one and keep the motor running was good!!

tokkolo · 07-27-2004, 10:59 PM

Nice jokes!

cvrk3, that's a good idea to start one thread with all these jokes in it (and of course more to come)

Orpheus · 07-27-2004, 11:41 PM

Its a good idea.I could post many thingzs, and jokes.

cvrk3 · 07-28-2004, 01:12 AM

You might have seen from one of my post that TNTcheats one of the member of the forum has a website www.clickjoke.com. This came to my notice through one of the threads in this forum, funny websites.
I beleive that the communities are meant not only for exchange of information, but also speread the message of friendship. it should also be used as a forum wherein the members can help themselves.
As I see the response to commence a seperate thread, i am starting a thread lighter moments. I request that any future jokes michal 255 be posted there. similary the another thread highlighting the funny moments in the chat may also be posted there. It will avoid repetitive clicks. thanks for the cooperation.

07-27-2004, 09:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orpheus Google Freak Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Slovakia Posts: 422 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Dominated By Women, Joke!! Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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07-27-2004, 09:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
cvrk3 Google Guru Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: India Posts: 2,399 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	michal i would sugget start a thread jokes from michal and put all these in the same thread! however this one is a very old one and keep the motor running was good!!

07-27-2004, 10:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
tokkolo Google Guru Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,022 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nice jokes! cvrk3, that's a good idea to start one thread with all these jokes in it (and of course more to come)

07-27-2004, 11:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orpheus Google Freak Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Slovakia Posts: 422 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Its a good idea.I could post many thingzs, and jokes.

07-28-2004, 01:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
cvrk3 Google Guru Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: India Posts: 2,399 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	You might have seen from one of my post that TNTcheats one of the member of the forum has a website www.clickjoke.com. This came to my notice through one of the threads in this forum, funny websites. I beleive that the communities are meant not only for exchange of information, but also speread the message of friendship. it should also be used as a forum wherein the members can help themselves. As I see the response to commence a seperate thread, i am starting a thread lighter moments. I request that any future jokes michal 255 be posted there. similary the another thread highlighting the funny moments in the chat may also be posted there. It will avoid repetitive clicks. thanks for the cooperation.

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