The Private Detective!

nebbie2004 · 06-20-2004, 06:07 PM

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man, so he hired the famous
chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
was gone.

A few days later, he received this report:

MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE.

NO FEE.

CHEN LEE.

SOLLEE.

Randy · 06-20-2004, 08:21 PM

Very funny.

dontblink · 06-20-2004, 09:17 PM

I actually laughed out loud!

Randy · 06-21-2004, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dontblink

I actually laughed out loud!

I did also.

darksoul · 06-21-2004, 04:29 PM

funniest thing i have seen in a while

Andylkl · 06-22-2004, 07:17 AM

2 words: VERY FARNEE!

XD

cvrk3 · 07-15-2004, 11:40 PM

tntcheats · 07-16-2004, 02:12 AM

That best is awesome long time me have seen.

the.

06-20-2004, 06:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
nebbie2004 Senior Googler Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dublin, GA Posts: 164 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	The Private Detective! A man suspected his wife of seeing another man, so he hired the famous chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: MOST HONOURABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE. CHEN LEE. SOLLEE.

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06-20-2004, 08:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Randy Google Guru Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,133 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Very funny.

06-20-2004, 09:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
dontblink Noogle Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: bay area, ca Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I actually laughed out loud!

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darksoul Googler Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 62 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	funniest thing i have seen in a while

06-22-2004, 07:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Andylkl Master Googler Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Georgetown, Penang, Malaysia Posts: 795 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts	2 words: VERY FARNEE! XD

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