Have fun, go to jail!

kcmandava · 01-18-2006, 10:47 AM

Have fun, go to jail!

Wonder why people complain about going to jail. All that about the free world and earning your own money is hogwash.

Don't believe us? Go on to see just how prison is better than work.

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

cysite · 01-18-2006, 03:52 PM

in prison you can watch TV and play games????? Thats bs!

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-18-2006, 07:20 PM

Ever heard of Charles Sobhraj? If you did, I don't think you'd have said that.

amitpatel_3001 · 01-19-2006, 02:58 AM

Well good one,
But when i was in jail i was not ever shown TV

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-19-2006, 05:11 AM

Why were you in jail?

kcmandava · 01-19-2006, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks

Ever heard of Charles Sobhraj? If you did, I don't think you'd have said that.

You continue to amaze me, Eric. Ofcourse I heard about Sobhraj. He was a pest.

Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks · 01-19-2006, 07:23 PM

I was actually talking to Cysite, because he said that being able to watch TV and such in jail is BS, so I told him about Charles Sobhraj, who is wanted practically throughout the world. I think he's now detained in Nepal, but it won't be long till he escapes. He used to bribe everyone in jail with gems for special priveleges.

01-18-2006, 10:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
kcmandava Master Googler Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S Posts: 859 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Have fun, go to jail! Have fun, go to jail! Wonder why people complain about going to jail. All that about the free world and earning your own money is hogwash. Don't believe us? Go on to see just how prison is better than work. IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

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cysite Master Googler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 890 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	in prison you can watch TV and play games????? Thats bs!

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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Ever heard of Charles Sobhraj? If you did, I don't think you'd have said that.

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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks Elite Googler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,279 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I was actually talking to Cysite, because he said that being able to watch TV and such in jail is BS, so I told him about Charles Sobhraj, who is wanted practically throughout the world. I think he's now detained in Nepal, but it won't be long till he escapes. He used to bribe everyone in jail with gems for special priveleges.

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