Google Facts. All the truth about Google

[Morozko]

font face="Tahoma"span lang="en-us"font size="1"based on a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/"Chuck Norris Facts/abrbr/font/span/font* God created the Google algorithm on the 8th day.p* Google searches for anything anywhere. It knows what you eat and whatspan lang="en-us" /spanyou shit./pp* NASA have not found extra-terrestrial life because they were not smartspan lang="en-us" /spanenough to use Google /pp* When Serge Brin and Larry Page were born, Bill Gates had a nervousspan lang="en-us" /spanbreakdown./pp* Google costs so much there is a special Google department whichspan lang="en-us" /spaninvents this large number./pp* Atlantis, Shakespeare's unknown diaries and Mozart's unreleased albumspan lang="en-us" /spanwere found using Google./pp* If Google can't find anything, it means this thing is not going tospan lang="en-us" /spanappear for thousand years from now on./pp* Google's main server is cast from purest gold, has a platinum keyboardspan lang="en-us" /spanand a display made from 20 kg of diamonds./pp* Google is going to clone Einstein to employ him./pp* JK Rowling searches for new Harry Potter in Google./pp* Chuck Norris got a cell phone with Google Mobilespan lang="en-us" - /spana href="http://mobile.google.com/"http://mobile.google.com//a./pp* Online advertising market still exists due to Google./pp* 57% of American kids say 'Google' as their first word. /pp* I Google, therefore I exist. /pp* Google has the most modest logo in entire universe./pp* If Google has an idea, competitors can shut down their business./pp* Blue, green, red and yellow were designed by Google to be used in itsspan lang="en-us" /spanlogo. /pp* When a baby is born anywhere on Earth, it gets fully indexed byspan lang="en-us" G/spanoogle. /pp* American schools will soon have a class of Googling to teach the kidsspan lang="en-us" /spanto use Google services. /pp* Google servers contain so much information all other informationspan lang="en-us" /spangravitates to it like steel to magnet./pp* Once Google services were shut down for 0.1 second for maintenance.span lang="en-us" /spanThis caused disappearing of some galaxies./pp* Google servers contain information about search queries God made whenspan lang="en-us" /spancreating universe. This is the main reason for Google not to disclosespan lang="en-us" /spanthe search query information to the US government. /pp* One employee of Google decided to crack a joke and send all the Googlespan lang="en-us" /spancache to his friend's span lang="en-us"GMail.com/span account, using Gmail. span lang="en-us"GMail.com/span was happy tospan lang="en-us" /spanface minor damage only because the fiber-optical cables it used tospan lang="en-us" /spanconnect its servers were quick enough to melt. /pp* Google uses a new system for cooling down its CPUs which creates thespan lang="en-us" /spanabsolute zerospan lang="en-us" /spantemperature./pp* Every Sunday all Christians go to churches and pray to God that Googlespan lang="en-us" /spanresearchers never have an idea to create a perfect human./pp* Experts say the Christmas mini-serial about a mouse and a cat wasspan lang="en-us" /spannothing less than a hypnosis method. Everybody on the net watched thingsspan lang="en-us" /spandevelop, and those who missed the last episode died from curiosity.span lang="en-us" /spanAfter so many victims died Google showed the entire serial to thespan lang="en-us" /spanpublic. /pp* US government politely asked Google to provide information aboutspan lang="en-us" /spansearch queries its users make. Google politely asked US government tospan lang="en-us" /spanprovide information about queries MSN and Yahoo users make. Thespan lang="en-us" /spangovernment had to agree. /pp* After Vladimir Zhirinovsky claimed Russian scientists can change thespan lang="en-us" /spangravity field of the Earth, causing the entire territory of the US to bespan lang="en-us" /spanflooded, Google claimed it tested its own technology in Atlantis./pp* One of Google founders lost his wallet while being in Russia. He didspan lang="en-us" /spannot want to look for small change, but after that Russia experienced aspan lang="en-us" /span75% improvement in its financial position. span lang="en-us"/span/pp* Once a Google user typed 'free porn' as a search query. As a result,span lang="en-us" /spanso many pages were found the result page was 2 Terabytes in size andspan lang="en-us" /spanthis user's PC exploded. Since then there were improvements in thespan lang="en-us" /spanGoogle algorythm. /pp* From all the bricks with letters for kiddies you can only make onespan lang="en-us" /spanword, which is 'Google'. span lang="en-us"/span/pp* Google invented a md5 decipher algorithm without matching. span lang="en-us"/span/pp* All the letters used in the 'Google' word are copyrighted by Google.span lang="en-us" /spanAccording to forecasts, Google will buy rights for other letters soonspan lang="en-us" /span(which made Chinese and Japanese very happy). The company name won'tspan lang="en-us" /spanchange, though. /pp* If you have an age or psychological crisis, Google recommends you tospan lang="en-us" /spanfind yourself using Google. /pp* Today 20% of children born for the last several years bear the proudspan lang="en-us" /spanname of Google. There is such a kid in Russia, called Google Ivanov.span lang="en-us" /span/pp* A second of Google servers' work takes power equal to 3 Chuck Norrisspan lang="en-us" /spanreverse kicks.br/pp(c) a href="http://gfacts.alfaspace.net/"http://gspan lang="en-us"facts/span.alfaspace.net/a/pbr

[GroundPounderUSMC]

rofl, love the chuck joke!

[cruocitae]

* When Serge Brin and Larry Page were born, Bill Gates had a nervous breakdown.

It's Sergey, as far as I know. Except this everything is shiney. COTFLGOHAHA (Crawling on the floor laughing guts off and having a hear attack)

P.S.: please, would someone tell me what rotfl is? i know rofl stands for rolling on the floor laughing, but unfort. I don't seem to be able to find out what the hell is that "T" ;(

[GroundPounderUSMC]

Maybe it's a typo-o??
Rolling on THE floor, maybe they were laughing so hard that when they typed it, the 't' just happend.

[intelliot]

the 't' is for the

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Google servers contain information about search queries God made when creating universe. This is the main reason for Google not to disclose the search query information to the US government.

One of Google founders lost his wallet while being in Russia. He did not want to look for small change, but after that Russia experienced a 75% improvement in its financial position.

When a baby is born anywhere on Earth, it gets fully indexed by Google.

57% of American kids say 'Google' as their first word.

[cruocitae]

The one about Russia is awesome. I laugh at these chuck norris jokes, and everything, but I highly doubt that Chuch Norris himself said these.. So how were these jokes "born", and why are they called Chuck Norris jokes?

[luckymurari]

US government politely asked Google to provide information about search queries its users make. Google politely asked US government to provide information about queries MSN and Yahoo users make. The government had to agree.

that's awesome!!!!1

[kthor]

Excellent! damnit should have invested in russian stocks before that wallet incedent!

[xolvexs]

hahaha good 1