Political haiku

78style · 04-02-2006, 05:47 PM

Thinking of the Feinstein, rather than the mold Gold
She's got the stones
FundRace2000 dns expired

Basically, it stinks
Comics become movies
Saves times reading scripts

Canadian inferiority complex
United by 29.976fps standard
Sony has a problem with that

Dell makes crap
Apple makes price tags for crap
HAL 9000 looking forward to home delivery of the news.whitehouse.gov

Real estate speculation in California
Dumbest thing I've seen in my life
Park money, send maids and restaurateurs into the street

Environmentalism has peaked
Ecoterrorism threatening resurgence
ELF boy burned out his laptop--cheap Taiwanese adapter!

--- NEW ONE ---
Google page has a lot of white space
Makes sense in context
Some places still awaiting Rural Electrification Act

puppynut5 · 04-03-2006, 02:48 PM

Im not sure if these classify as haiku's.... A haiku by definition is....

EMn./EM Ipl./I Bhaiku/B, also Bhai·kus/B
OLLIA Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons. LIA poem written in this form. /LI/OLhttp://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=haikuPPYours is neither unrhymed or the right amount of syllables.Heres an example of a haiku....Pold pondPa frog leaps intoPthe water of soundPon a bare branchPa crow settles downPautumn duskPNotice short, and not so many syllables, also no rhyming.

78style · 04-03-2006, 09:52 PM

Yeah; a Japanese lyric verse. These are translations.

Go

paul123456789 · 10-08-2006, 01:05 PM

[b]FONT size=6you GOP creeps did yourself in. as Maclaughlin would say bye bye!/FONT/[b]

04-02-2006, 05:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
78style Noogle Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Intrnrt Posts: 14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Political haiku Thinking of the Feinstein, rather than the mold Gold She's got the stones FundRace2000 dns expired Basically, it stinks Comics become movies Saves times reading scripts Canadian inferiority complex United by 29.976fps standard Sony has a problem with that Dell makes crap Apple makes price tags for crap HAL 9000 looking forward to home delivery of the news.whitehouse.gov Real estate speculation in California Dumbest thing I've seen in my life Park money, send maids and restaurateurs into the street Environmentalism has peaked Ecoterrorism threatening resurgence ELF boy burned out his laptop--cheap Taiwanese adapter! --- NEW ONE --- Google page has a lot of white space Makes sense in context Some places still awaiting Rural Electrification Act

04-03-2006, 09:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
78style Noogle Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Intrnrt Posts: 14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nice try Yeah; a Japanese lyric verse. These are translations. Go

10-08-2006, 01:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
paul123456789 Noogle Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	good bye GOP [b]FONT size=6you GOP creeps did yourself in. as Maclaughlin would say bye bye!/FONT/[b]

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04-03-2006, 02:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
puppynut5 Google Freak Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Al Qa'im, Iraq Posts: 433 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Im not sure if these classify as haiku's.... A haiku by definition is.... EMn./EM Ipl./I Bhaiku/B, also Bhai·kus/B OLLIA Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons. LIA poem written in this form. /LI/OLhttp://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=haikuPPYours is neither unrhymed or the right amount of syllables.Heres an example of a haiku....Pold pondPa frog leaps intoPthe water of soundPon a bare branchPa crow settles downPautumn duskPNotice short, and not so many syllables, also no rhyming.

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