Give And Take

[jeanprixx]

I haven’t quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
For example, one evening last week, my [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]girlfriend[/color][/color] and I were getting into bed. Well, the [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]passion[/color][/color] starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t fee like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]new [COLOR=#00C800 ! important]shoes[/color][/color][/color] to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]jewelry[/color][/color] department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]tennis [COLOR=#00C800 ! important]bracelet[/color][/color][/color] when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”
I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.

[jacobworld1979]

You have to give to be happy

[philwebsupport]

Originally Posted by jeanprixx

I haven’t quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
For example, one evening last week, my [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]girlfriend[/color][/color] and I were getting into bed. Well, the [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]passion[/color][/color] starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t fee like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]new [COLOR=#00C800 ! important]shoes[/color][/color][/color] to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]jewelry[/color][/color] department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a [COLOR=#00C800 ! important][COLOR=#00C800 ! important]tennis [COLOR=#00C800 ! important]bracelet[/color][/color][/color] when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”
I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.

pervert hehehehehe!

[alexis]

it's better to give than to receive

[jabo]

thats a mutual relationship...lol

[klyt]

nice post again .... hehehe

[honeybunch26]

give and give take and take ......