Google Clamps Down On Gmail Accounts for Sex

[Anonymous]

Mountain View, CA – Deemed more valuable than off-springs, Google email accounts (known as Gmail) are in high demand around the globe. Accounts, which have been offered by invitation only, are considered to carry prestige and respect across the net. Yet only a handful of surfers can add a @gmail.com after their name.

Hans Broskwoski, an accountant in Flushing NY feared his name would be taken by another user by the time he received his invitation. So he took other measures to assure his place in gmail history.

“I have put a lot of time in marketing the name Broskwoski.” Said Hans. “I figure there are over 200 Hans Broskwoski in Flushing and surrounding cities alone. If I did not act fast, all my hard work was for nothing.”

Hans Broskwoski turned to seedier side of the net. Broskwoski contacted sites who barter gmail accounts for sex. These sites openly offer Google’s email accounts in exchange for performing sexual acts on the proprietors. Google has proclaimed this act indecent and unacceptable for its users. Google has now added disclaimers on their site expressing “gmail accounts opened in exchange for sexual acts shall be terminated…….

You know what, this story idea was funny when I thought of it…..but now that I see it, I realize I may have been tired or perhaps a little light headed by missing lunch. Really, it does not get much funnier than the headline. But now I am in a bit of a bind because I promised a story to my editor. But here is my little secret. I know he does not edit past the first few paragraphs. In fact, I know sometimes he never makes it past the headline. I often wonder what he really does for the site than write in his little crappy blog. I mean come one, how hard can his job be?

What happened? How did I end up here? You know I was writing a book? Seriously. I was writing a great book about time travel. But it did not have all those holes in the plot like those other ones. This one was really good. Now I am not even sure where I left off. I am sure I will never finish it now. I have to keep writing this crap for this lame site and spend my days pretending my editor is clever and witty. But if I hear about the time he met William Shatner one more time, I will be on our roof top with a sniper rifle.

This sucks. I need a vacation.

source - http://www.brokennewz.com/displaysto...id_E_1019gmail

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