Anyone think they can give me a Photoshop tutorial?

[GRox]

I advise you not to take my posts too seriously

Really? Then stop being a hypocrite and don't take MY posts seriously. Wasn't it YOU who told me in your angsty message about hypocrisy? Maybe then you won't feel the need to constantly "research" my question/comment and make me look stupid.

And don't you EVER apologize to me, because you don't mean one word of it.

I am not against you in any shape or form

The way you blatantly lie to my face is repulsive. You and I both know very well that YOU have a problem with ME. However, you take advantage of the fact that no one else here DOES, and you try to "sway the crowd in your favor".

Analyze that post, and maybe you can do a little more "research" on why you're so angsty now adays.

[totherescue]

You make yourself look bad because you don't take your own posts seriously, but I do. If no one takes anybody's post seriously, then what would be the point of posting? It would simply waste everyone's time.

And let me tell you the definition of angst. Angst, defined by Merriam-Webster, means "a feeling of anxiety, apprehension, or insecurity." I believe that you are the one who is "angsty". Looking up a word isn't in the least difficult, and you couldn't even do that. I do not feel "angst" or in your make-up word, "angsty", at all. And I wholeheartedly still say that you shouldn't take my posts seriously, the way you do. And you say I should do the same about yours...well I do and I don't. I take it seriously enough to care what you have to say and seriously enough to make a good post. However, I don't take it "seriously" the way I advised you not to. You take it seriously in the way that you let it get to your emotions. You apparently can't keep a cool head and take it too personally, while I have no difficulty of keeping it from getting to the heart. Therefore, you are the one who is taking my posts too seriously.

And I don't have a problem with you. You're the one who keeps accusing me of singling you out and making you look bad. Well, if you make your posts a little more educated, then you wouldn't really look bad, would you? I'm not trying to make you look bad, but I am entitled to my own opinion and freedom to post, and you don't make it very hard since you don't even take your own posts seriously.

Don't get me wrong, and don't you dare tell me that I'm telling you not to take it seriously, but yet tell you to take it seriously. Let me clarify for you. I'm telling you to take your posts seriously in order to prevent an attack to your emotions when someone such as I posts an educated post. At the same time, I'm telling you not to take MY posts too seriously and lose your cool and lash out at me in order for retribution.

At least I have the decency and manners to "apologize" to you, but obviously you can't even respect me in that sense. For that, I will have no regret what the effect of my posts will have on your self-esteem and emotions.

[GRox]

OK, I started reading that and it was filled with so much **** that I stopped.

Also, do you have a split personality? Because the "you" that PMs me with a message full of profanity and the calm, saintly, "you" that posts on the message board where you attempt to convince people that you are someone you're NOT, are totally different.

"At least I have the decency to apologize". BULL****. APOLOGIZE? IF CUSSING ME OUT IS YOUR IDEA OF "APOLOGIZING" THEN YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES.

Like I said before, if you're going to lie on a message board just to make others think that I'm "such a bad person" and that you are "such a knowledgable, capable, and intelligent person", then I know why you are unsuccessful at keeping friends that you meet in real life.

You aren't a big enough person to tell me your issues with me face to face, so you have to post them on a forum where EVERYBODY can see it, and you can manipulate the readers. FOR THAT, I will have no regret of continuing to post here, and trying to do MY best to contribute to the community. And if you can't stand someone else getting more money than you, then you can suck it.

[totherescue]

keep going

vent it all out chris, i know you're an angry person.

p.s. you equally cussed me out, so don't give me that crap. and did i say you were a bad person? no. did i say i was a saint? no, again.

i don't know where you come up with these nonexisting "facts," chris, but keep them going if that'll boost your ego.

[GRox]

EDIT: Only because I don't want to sink to your level.

[camilla]

Hahaha,
I came here and was amazed with this fight. You should change the name to Personal Photoshop Problems!
Yes I agree that ~Photoshop Elements won´t do what you want, and you should not be soo angry wen someone said that a software isn´t good for do the things you want (unless you are the one who did it).
Lets go back to the topic then?

[aronsson]

You could always check out www.lynda.com to learn the basics of the program and then it all comes a bit more naturally

[Pixel]

LoL, for starters in Photoshop go to

1) Filter > Render > Clouds
2) Filter > (Mess around in that section)

Thats how I learned how to make nice images. Anyways have fun. http://www.clantemplates.com has some great tutorials (they got me started)

[slimken]

ok i love phtoshop too go to google and search or follow the link below

http://www.designertoday.com/tabinde...opDefault.aspx