Perfect husband

[rohandesai]

FONT size=1P/FONTFONT size=4There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf clubIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTBRFONT size=4After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picksIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=4it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - "Hello?"

W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

H - "Yes."

W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw aIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=4beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

H -"What's the price?" W - "Only $1,000." H - "Well, OK, go ahead and getIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=4it, if you like it that much..."

W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003IFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=4models. I saw one I really liked. Its a SLK model. I spoke with theBRsalesman, and he gave me a really good price . and since we need toIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=4exchange the BMW that we bought last year..

H - "What price did he quote you?"

W - "Only $65,000..."

H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...

H -"What?"

W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bankIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=4account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw theBRhouse we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with aIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=4pool English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."

H - "How much are they asking?"

W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have thatIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=4much in the bank to cover..."

H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"

W - "OK,sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking atIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=4him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holdingIFONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#000080 /I/FONT/FONTFONT size=1FONT size=4the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???"/FONT/FONT