Some more jokes

rohandesai · 04-13-2006, 08:33 AM

FONT color=#ff0000 size=4P align=center3 GOOD MANNERS OF MALE PENIS: P align=center1. COURTEOUS - IT STANDS BEFORE PERFORMING P align=center2. EMOTIONAL-IT CRIES DURING THE PERFORMANCE. P align=center3. POLITE-IT BOWS DOWN AFTER PERFORMANCE.P align=centerP align=center-----------------------P align=center*Whats common between the sun & the woman’s pantie? P align=center1-both are hot P align=center2-both look better while going down P align=center3-both disappears by night.P align=centerP align=center-------------P align=center4 types of woman having sex. P align=center1-asthamatic, ah..aahh..ah..ahh. P align=center2-obedient, yes..oh yes..ah yes. P align=center3-greedy, more..more..pls. P align=center4-religious, oh god..oh god.P align=centerP align=center----------------P align=center1 day secretary saw her boss’s pant unzipped & said: Boss, P align=centerur garage door’s opened.P align=centerBoss: do u c my FERRARI? P align=centershe: No, I c a small scooter with 2 punctured tyres.P align=centerP align=center-----------P align=centerWomen’s top 5 lies: P align=center1-I love uP align=center2-I’m virgin P align=center3-I hate sexP align=center4-its too big P align=center5-I cant do that, i hate sucking./FONT

dauodwa · 04-25-2006, 03:15 AM

pretty disgcusting, not funny.

puppynut5 · 04-25-2006, 08:02 PM

Haha I'm sorry daudwa...I find some of them humorour...Bad grammar but somewhat funny

mavahntooth · 04-26-2006, 12:38 AM

Funny1 haha!

Andylkl · 04-27-2006, 09:36 AM

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04-13-2006, 08:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
rohandesai Noogle Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Some more jokes FONT color=#ff0000 size=4P align=center3 GOOD MANNERS OF MALE PENIS: P align=center1. COURTEOUS - IT STANDS BEFORE PERFORMING P align=center2. EMOTIONAL-IT CRIES DURING THE PERFORMANCE. P align=center3. POLITE-IT BOWS DOWN AFTER PERFORMANCE.P align=centerP align=center-----------------------P align=center*Whats common between the sun & the woman’s pantie? P align=center1-both are hot P align=center2-both look better while going down P align=center3-both disappears by night.P align=centerP align=center-------------P align=center4 types of woman having sex. P align=center1-asthamatic, ah..aahh..ah..ahh. P align=center2-obedient, yes..oh yes..ah yes. P align=center3-greedy, more..more..pls. P align=center4-religious, oh god..oh god.P align=centerP align=center----------------P align=center1 day secretary saw her boss’s pant unzipped & said: Boss, P align=centerur garage door’s opened.P align=centerBoss: do u c my FERRARI? P align=centershe: No, I c a small scooter with 2 punctured tyres.P align=centerP align=center-----------P align=centerWomen’s top 5 lies: P align=center1-I love uP align=center2-I’m virgin P align=center3-I hate sexP align=center4-its too big P align=center5-I cant do that, i hate sucking./FONT

04-27-2006, 09:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
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04-25-2006, 03:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
dauodwa Master Googler Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 525 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	pretty disgcusting, not funny.

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