world cup joke

andyboy1000 · 06-07-2006, 10:47 PM

a man goes into bed @ 3 in the morning without his wife noticing 2 mins later he rips a fart and the wife says "what the hell was that" "1-0" he replies.

about 5 mins later the wife cracks a fart and the man says " bloody hellwhat was that" "1-1" she replies

10 mins later the man is trying so hard to fart he shits hiself "what theeurope was that"she screams "half time switch sides"

dauodwa · 06-12-2006, 07:35 PM

lol. kwite good

google_maniac · 07-09-2006, 03:29 AM

What is the difference between the England football team and a tea bag?
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.

andrew247 · 07-09-2006, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by google_maniac

What is the difference between the England football team and a tea bag?
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.

Hehehehe.
Funny.

IamTheKing9 · 07-14-2006, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by google_maniac

What is the difference between the England football team and a tea bag?
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.

Yeah, quite funny.

06-07-2006, 10:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
andyboy1000 Junior Googler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Glasgow Posts: 34 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	world cup joke a man goes into bed @ 3 in the morning without his wife noticing 2 mins later he rips a fart and the wife says "what the hell was that" "1-0" he replies. about 5 mins later the wife cracks a fart and the man says " bloody hellwhat was that" "1-1" she replies 10 mins later the man is trying so hard to fart he shits hiself "what theeurope was that"she screams "half time switch sides"

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dauodwa Master Googler Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 525 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol. kwite good

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