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Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
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"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
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"I froze to death," says the second.
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"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to
death?"
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"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the
shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But
eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of
drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
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"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife
was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran
up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I rushed down to the
basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor,
but found no one there either. I went as fast as I could to the attic,
and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
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The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
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"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
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"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both be still
alive."

[IamTheKing9]

Hey, that's funny.

[andyboy1000]

pure belter mahn

[andrew247]

That was quite amusing.

[mondine]

Not bad.
But you could kind of see the punchline coming for a while.