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Old 06-12-2006, 07:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Judge and teacher

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was
brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for
driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a
school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she
could get to the school on time.
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A wild gleam came into the judge's eyes. "You're a schoolteacher, eh?"
he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited
years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Now sit down at that
table and write 'I will not drive through red lights' 500 times!"
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