Prison V Home

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font face="times new roman,helvetica"In prison, you get three square meals a day. brbr
At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it. brbr
In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle. brbr
At home you get to clean the yard up so you can mow it so your kids can
spread more toys all over it so that you can go out and clean it again
because little Jr. can't sleep without his latest lego creation. brbr
In prison, you get to watch TV, cable even. brbr
At home, you get to listen to your children fight over the remote
control and get treated to hours and hours of mindless cartoons thanks
to cable. brbr
In prison, you can read whatever you want and attend college for free. brbr
At home, you get to read weekly readers starring Dick, Jane, and Spot
and worry about how to send Jr. to college and still be able to eat for
the next twenty years. brbr
In prison, all your medical care is free. brbr
At home, you have to pawn your mother's silver and fill out trillions
of papers for insurance and hope the doctor will see you before you die.brbr
In prison, if you have visitors, all you do is go to a room, sit, talk
and then say good-bye when you are ready or your time is up. brbr
At home, you get to clean for days in advance and then cook and clean
up after your guests and hope that they will one day leave. brbr
In prison, you can spend your free time writing letters or just hang out in your own space all day. brbr
At home, you get to clean your space and everyone else's space, too, and what the heck is free time again? brbr
In prison, you get your own personal toilet. brbr
At home, you have to physically hold the bathroom door shut in order to
keep from having someone standing over you demanding to know how long
till you're done so you can do something for them. brbr
In prison, the prison laundry takes care of all your dirty clothes. brbr
At home, you get to take care of them yourself, plus everybody else's,
and get yelled at because somebody's favorite shirt isn't clean. brbr
In prison, they take you everywhere you need to go. brbr
At home, you take everybody else where they need to go. brbr
In prison, the guards transport all your personal effects for you and make sure nothing is missing. brbr
At home, you have to lug around everybody else's stuff in your purse and then wonder who went in it and took your last dollar. brbr
In prison, there are no screaming or whining children or spouses asking
you to do something else for them, or screaming at you because you
didn't.brbr
At home....stop me when I get to the downside of jail, will ya? /font