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Old 06-12-2006, 10:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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saddest jokes

What's the saddest thing in the world putting a blind man in a circled room and telling him his dinner's in the corner

ORstrapping a fire work to an old persons whellchair and telling them to run

OR going through a graveyard and singing "wake up it's a beautiful morning"

ORgoing through a blind sanctuary and singing "i can see clearly now the rain is gone

OR wearing muti-coloured clothes to a funeral

OR phoning a deaf person
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Er... none of them. The saddest thing in the world is killing everyone you know, and everyone you don't know as well.
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i h8 iamtheking cos he's always gotta ruin the joke let us laugh 4 once cos we're all getting sick of you u practical *beep* *beep* *beep*
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putting a baby in an oven and singing "Burn baby burn, burn baby burn"!
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putting a baby in an oven and singing "Burn baby burn, burn baby burn"!
Oi, stealing the jokes I use.
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i h8 iamtheking cos he's always gotta ruin the joke let us laugh 4 once cos we're all getting sick of you u practical *beep* *beep* *beep*
Hey, sorry. I was joking as well.
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not ur joke

Andrew, i heard that joke like 4 years ago, plus u've never told me it.
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Andrew, i heard that joke like 4 years ago, plus u've never told me it.
I'm sure I did, since I used it as a Hallow'een joke, round about primary 3.
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