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This is by far one of the best jokes
This is by far one of the best jokesbrbrbrA Patel family in India was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of their daughters.brThe dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it.brWhen they opened the lid , they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters.brbrDear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai , Mohan and Varsha,brI am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.brbrSorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.brbrYou will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Toblerone chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you.brbrOn Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.brbrBa is wearing 6 American T-shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves.brbrThe 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.brbrShanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.brbrThe 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews . Please distribute all these fairly.brbrLovebrSmita Patelbrbrspan style="font-weight: bold;"PS :/span If you need anything else please let me know soon....Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays
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08-23-2006, 03:32 AM
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