Here Some Good Set of Jokes - Enjoy Dudes

[wasim_at_drushti]

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from hisbrgirlfriend back home. It read as follows:brbrDear Ricky,brI can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us isbrjust too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sentbrtobryou.brbrLove, BeckybrbrThe soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for anybrsnapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters orbrex-girlfriends.brbrIn addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the otherbrpicturesbrof the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57brphotosbrin that envelope along with this note:brbrDear Becky,brI'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.brPlease take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.brbrTake Care,brRickybrbrMoral of the story: If you can't change your fate, change yourbrattitude.brbr

[wasim_at_drushti]

Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator...brbrCaller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?brOperator : Yes, you can speak to me.brCaller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!brOperator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?brCaller: I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.brOperator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?brCaller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.brOperator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!brCaller: You are so rude! Who are you?brOperator: I'm Saw Lee.brCaller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

[wasim_at_drushti]

An American gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to anbrIndian. He immediately turns to the Indian and makes his move.brbr"You know," says the American to the Indian, "I've heard thatbrflights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellowbrpassenger. So let's talk."brbrbrThe Indian, who had just opened his book, closes it slowly andbrsays to the American guy, "What would you like to discuss?"br"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclearbrpower?"brbrbr"OK," says the Indian. "That could be an interesting topic. Butbrlet me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the samebrstuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out abrflat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do youbrsuppose that is?"brbrbrThe American guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven'tbrthe slightest idea."br"So tell me," says the Indian, "How is it that you feel qualifiedbrto discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"brbr

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A letter from a daughter to her dad!!!!! Read It.....brbrFather passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neatbrand tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad".brWith the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-brbrDear Dad,brbrIt is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home.I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted toavoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy ! together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway,42 isn'tso old these days is it?),and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship,don't you agree?brbrRandy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!brbrDon't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.brbrYour loving daughter,brRosie.brbrAt the ! bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".brHands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:brbrPS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!!!brbr