Here's Some More Jokes

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span style="font-weight: bold;"Family Problems:brbr/spanTwo men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally the other man said - "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER! And you think you have.br*FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!*

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front Of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.brShe asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a LiebrClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."br"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that hebrNever told a lie.br"And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The handsbrHave only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in hisbrEntire life."brRabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"brLaloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as abrCeiling fan".brbr

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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up herbrshower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in abrtowel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,brthebrnext door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give youbr$800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman dropsbrherbrtowel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob handsbrher $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel andbrgoes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,br"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.br"Great!"brthe husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"brbrMoral of the story : - If you share critical information pertaining tobrcredit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in abrposition to prevent avoidable exposure.