joke

[arun.v]

well, this is a joke which as far as i am concerned is really funny.

there was once a competition held in USA,the objective was to find a person who looked the most similar to charlie chaplin.he himself took part in it and came 3rd which means that there were people in the competition who looked like him more than himself.
what do you guys say?

[Anirudh Vasudevan]

Good one arun.
Well laugh at this
Once two ladies are in a conversation.
Lady 1:You know its me who made my husband a MILLIONARE!!
You know what he was before?
Lady 2:No,I sont I'm new here.
Lady 1:A BILLIONARE
How do you like that.

[arun.v]

actually there was once an elephant and an ant,
it was actually the ants birthday and both of them were great friends,
the ant saw the elephant on its birthday and told the elephant that it was his birthday,
the elephant took the ant in its so called arms[actually foot] and began singing the birthday song and also clapping its arms and unfortunatley the poor ant got crushed in the elephants arms,now how funnier can it get.

[Anirudh Vasudevan]

Have fun reading this.
Once a there was a man.
Along with his friend George he used to go offfice everyday by bus.
One day while they were nearing the bus stand there was a
banana peel lying in the road.The man without noticing fell down.
This process continued for 6 days.
On the 7th day the man saw the banana peel and grew agitated on seeing the same and in anger told his friend,"You know what I've got to fall again today.

[arun.v]

Once there was a man who was actually eating something
after eating he didnt know where the trash can was and so he asked the people there,they told him that if went ahead and turned left,he would find a trash can with a red button and also he had to press it.
he did as directed,he was actually drunk too and wasnt actually in his conciousness,he saw a lady and without thinking pressed the bindi[worn by indian ladies] on her forehead really hard,she couldnt bear the pain and opened her mouth to shout and as soon as she did that he spit it right into her mouth,now there you go,a bit awkward but a good one,i suppose.

[kul_male]

Originally Posted by arun.v

well, this is a joke which as far as i am concerned is really funny.

there was once a competition held in USA,the objective was to find a person who looked the most similar to charlie chaplin.he himself took part in it and came 3rd which means that there were people in the competition who looked like him more than himself.
what do you guys say?

Nice one, but I think its a reality. I have heard this before and I suppose its a funny fact!

[IamTheKing9]

Originally Posted by arun.v

Once there was a man who was actually eating something
after eating he didnt know where the trash can was and so he asked the people there,they told him that if went ahead and turned left,he would find a trash can with a red button and also he had to press it.
he did as directed,he was actually drunk too and wasnt actually in his conciousness,he saw a lady and without thinking pressed the bindi[worn by indian ladies] on her forehead really hard,she couldnt bear the pain and opened her mouth to shout and as soon as she did that he spit it right into her mouth,now there you go,a bit awkward but a good one,i suppose.

He, he, good one. I liked all of Anirudh's jokes as well. And I've heard the Charlie Chaplin one, too, though I don't really think it can be called a joke. Its more like a piece of trivia.

[Anirudh Vasudevan]

Thanks to all who appreciate my jokes.
kul_male yes it is indeed reality
that Charlie won the 3rd prize

[arun.v]

thats right and to be frank,i liked it the best,the charlie chaplin,how weirder can it get.

[Anirudh Vasudevan]

It must have been flabbergasting for Charlie
when he heard that he was third