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Old 06-29-2007, 12:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Hahaha what a conclusion. Poor kid. And he had a stupid father.
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:25 AM   #12 (permalink)
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wow great, you are making sense at all...
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Little John has a democracy lesson at school, but he does not understand very well. At home, he asks his father about democratic rules. His father replies:" John, democracy is like this. Imagine our family is the country. I, as the head of the family, am THE PRESIDENT; your mother is PARLIAMENT, your babysitter is WORKING CLASS, you are THE PEOPLE and your little brother is THE FUTURE." "I don't understand" says little John. "Go to sleep and you'll figure it out by tomorrow" replies his father.
By midnight, John is awakened by his little brother's cries. John checkes it out and realizes his brother needs a diaper change. He goes to his parents' bedroom and peeps through keyhole: his mother was deep asleep, but his father was missing. John goes to his babysitter's room and looks through the keyhole. Surprise!!! His father was raping his babysitter. John has a revelation: "NOW I UNDERSTAND DEMOCRACY! THE PRESIDENT SCREWS WORKING CLASS... PARLIAMENT IS DEEP ASLEEP... NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE AND THE FUTURE IS FULL OF SHIT!
well, that explains everything, thanks..
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Old 07-14-2007, 08:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This joke is excellent !!!

A president "father" reminds me a president of USA.
A working class "babysitter" is being screwed again as usual.
People "kid" are always awake and stare through peepholes and their windows to get adventures on their heads.
A parliament "mother" just being natural, why bother when everyone's happy.
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:57 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Forget the posts. How about more photos of Kyandra? Anybody with me on this?
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