Riddles

Kyandra · 01-18-2007, 02:18 AM

Question: What is little, yellow and searching a military test field?
Answer: a chinaman looking for a bomb.
Question: What is little, yellow and flying?
Answer: a chinaman who found the bomb!

Question: Why would a philosopher throw a clock out of the window?
Answer: To see how time flies...

Question: What do you think that means the following message placed on a "men only" chinese restaurant: "Do not enter a woman, even if dressed like a man!" ?
Answer: Use your imagination

luck4mike · 02-16-2007, 10:37 AM

Q: Where can you find a dog with no legs?

A: where you left him...ha ha ha!

01-18-2007, 02:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Kyandra Junior Googler Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In one of Europe's craziest cities. Posts: 44 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Riddles Question: What is little, yellow and searching a military test field? Answer: a chinaman looking for a bomb. Question: What is little, yellow and flying? Answer: a chinaman who found the bomb! Question: Why would a philosopher throw a clock out of the window? Answer: To see how time flies... Question: What do you think that means the following message placed on a "men only" chinese restaurant: "Do not enter a woman, even if dressed like a man!" ? Answer: Use your imagination

02-16-2007, 10:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
luck4mike Noogle Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	dog with no legs! Q: Where can you find a dog with no legs? A: where you left him...ha ha ha!

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