Blonde Jokes

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NUMBER 1:

A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.

Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"


NUMBER 2:

A brunette is jumping on the tracks of a train station just ahead of where the trains pull in. As she jumps she is saying "21,21,21,21,21,21". A blonde witnesses this and decides to join her. The blonde also begins to chant "21".
Suddnely, the brunette hears the train approaching and jumps of the tracks just in time to avoid it, and the blonde is crushed by the train. The Brunette jumps back on the track and starts chanting "22,22,22,22,22,22,22..."

[Geezer]

Two girls were walking down a trail to the lake. The Brunette says to the Blond, 'Look at that frog with one eye.'

So the Blond covers one eye with her hand and says, "Where.'

[Geezer]

The Blond comes running out of the bathroom yelling to her Blond room mate, I'm pregnant and I'm going to have twins. That's wonderful says the room mate, but how do you know you are going to have twins? Simple says the first Blond, I took two pregnancy test and they were both positive.

The room mate says, I never thought of that, But, are you sure they are both your kids?