Tickle Your Funny Bone

fuel · 03-21-2007, 02:18 AM

People, long time no post's. Seems ur all making good cash elsewhere (hehe). Anyway, for new updated jokes see the space below. its gonna be updated till i run out of all.
and if u r offended easily, then, then what,

who cares!!!

fuel · 03-21-2007, 02:20 AM

1: hey.. I couldn’t send a mail to Hell today... it says mail "demon" not
running...

2 : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and
bounces back!

fuel · 03-22-2007, 09:13 AM

What do you do when a Person throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Why does it take longer to build a DUMB snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

Runge · 03-22-2007, 11:52 PM

lol! nice ones.

SeLFiE_12 · 03-23-2007, 12:25 AM

hahaha...funny...i actually think of something else on that with when someone throws a pin on you before i read your answer...cool though...ill really run like Hell when that happens...i don't wanna die this early...hehehe...i still don't have a baby...they should inherit first my beauty...wahahaha...lolz

fuel · 03-23-2007, 03:00 AM

1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"

2: "No, who wrote it?"

A person calls British Airways. "How long does it take to fly to New York?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the person and hangs up!

fuel · 03-27-2007, 11:48 PM

i was busy these days so no new posts, but am back again

1: Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be
wrong?
2: may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

1: Hey.... whats time now?
2 : System time or local time...??

fuel · 03-28-2007, 11:07 PM

here's a cool one.

ps: sorry ladies but its true, and guys it true too

6 answers given by girls when proposed

1)No.

2) I want some time

3) you are just a friend

4) lets concentrate on studies

5) i am confused

6) i am already engaged with someone else

and 6 answers given by boys when propesed

1) Yes

2) Yes

3) Yes

4) Yes

5) Yes

6) Yes

fuel · 03-31-2007, 04:46 AM

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

THE:MASTER · 03-31-2007, 05:50 AM

q:whats black and white and read all over?
a:a newspaper!!!

(highlight the space next to a: to reveal answer)t

03-21-2007, 02:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
fuel Googler Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: right in front of the screen Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Tickle Your Funny Bone People, long time no post's. Seems ur all making good cash elsewhere (hehe). Anyway, for new updated jokes see the space below. its gonna be updated till i run out of all. and if u r offended easily, then, then what, who cares!!!

03-21-2007, 02:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
fuel Googler Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: right in front of the screen Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	mail to heaven 1: hey.. I couldn’t send a mail to Hell today... it says mail "demon" not running... 2 : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and bounces back!

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fuel Googler Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: right in front of the screen Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you do when a Person throws a pin at you? Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. Why does it take longer to build a DUMB snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

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SeLFiE_12 Master Googler Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 598 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	hahaha...funny...i actually think of something else on that with when someone throws a pin on you before i read your answer...cool though...ill really run like Hell when that happens...i don't wanna die this early...hehehe...i still don't have a baby...they should inherit first my beauty...wahahaha...lolz

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fuel Googler Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: right in front of the screen Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" 2: "No, who wrote it?" A person calls British Airways. "How long does it take to fly to New York?" "Just a sec," comes an answer. "Thank you." says the person and hangs up!

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fuel Googler Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: right in front of the screen Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i was busy these days so no new posts, but am back again 1: Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong? 2: may be u have used float instead of double in the software. 1: Hey.... whats time now? 2 : System time or local time...??

03-28-2007, 11:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
fuel Googler Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: right in front of the screen Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	here's a cool one. ps: sorry ladies but its true, and guys it true too 6 answers given by girls when proposed 1)No. 2) I want some time 3) you are just a friend 4) lets concentrate on studies 5) i am confused 6) i am already engaged with someone else and 6 answers given by boys when propesed 1) Yes 2) Yes 3) Yes 4) Yes 5) Yes 6) Yes

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fuel Googler Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: right in front of the screen Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card. Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

03-31-2007, 05:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
THE:MASTER Googler Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: bolton,uk Posts: 70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	q:whats black and white and read all over? a:a newspaper!!! (highlight the space next to a: to reveal answer)t

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