more Blondes

[Cryxellis]

Originally Posted by alex-party

Whaaaahahahhahaaaaaaaaa.....Geezer!!!....you made me cry laughing.....I almost dropped my cup of tea when I finished the last line.....that was amazing joke....thank you!!!

Same here hahahaha the last part is stunning! hahaha

[catya]

hahahaha... you make me laugh here!!! more blondes!!!!!

[Geezer]

Okay, this guy is lonesome and goes to a bar to find a woman. He sees this woman that is very beautiful and figure he could get her to come home with him if he told her about his finances.

My father has millions of dollars he is going to leave me when he dies, and he is very sick, he says. She agrees to come home with him.

Three weeks later she is his stepmother.

[Geezer]

Q: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell—she’s got a grenade in her mouth.

[Geezer]

A blonde was given an opportunity to fly for the first time. Having never been on an airplane before, she was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing 747, she started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat, and shouting, “Boeing! Boeing!! Boeing!!! Bo...”

She caused such a ruckus the pilot, all the way up in the cockpit, overheard. Annoyed by the goings-on, the pilot came out and shouted, “Be silent!”

There was pin-drop silence throughout the cabin as everybody looked at the blonde and the angry pilot.

The blonde stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, resumed shouting, ”OEING! OEING! OEING! OE....”