School Joke

Geezer · 06-06-2007, 12:07 PM

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger taste of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's one of my dogs puppies!"

potchie · 06-14-2007, 03:32 AM

hahahah.. it waken up my day.. you make me laugh thanks.. all sorrow gone.. thanks again.

gkd_uk · 06-14-2007, 04:55 AM

Nice one Geezer

Cryxellis · 06-20-2007, 05:42 AM

ewww

a puppies pee

She's relying too much with her guesses, that's bad hehehe

sleepyhead · 06-26-2007, 03:05 AM

thats very funny.

friend4fantasy · 07-26-2007, 03:44 PM

Geezer you are making me laugh today!

shivaprem · 07-27-2007, 04:10 AM

nice one mate. some fun is needed in working time also..

pharmaboy07 · 09-11-2007, 02:37 AM

hahahaha... that was very funny!!! nice!

catya · 09-24-2007, 11:06 PM

ahahaha... make me laugh really thanks for the jokes Geezer...

Ezhel · 10-09-2007, 09:50 AM

One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.
She said, "The sky is definately blue!"
"I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?"
Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green."
"I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "no why?"
Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!"

06-06-2007, 12:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Geezer Google Freak Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast Posts: 297 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	School Joke It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." " That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger taste of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's one of my dogs puppies!"

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06-14-2007, 03:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
potchie Master Googler Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 812 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	hahahah.. it waken up my day.. you make me laugh thanks.. all sorrow gone.. thanks again.

06-14-2007, 04:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
gkd_uk Junior Googler Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: England Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nice one Geezer

06-20-2007, 05:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Cryxellis Master Googler Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Beyond the Darkness Posts: 587 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	ewww a puppies pee She's relying too much with her guesses, that's bad hehehe

06-26-2007, 03:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
sleepyhead Google Freak Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 498 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	thats very funny.

07-26-2007, 03:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
friend4fantasy Master Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 724 Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	Geezer you are making me laugh today!

07-27-2007, 04:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
shivaprem Senior Googler Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: india Posts: 169 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	nice one mate. some fun is needed in working time also..

09-11-2007, 02:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
pharmaboy07 Senior Googler Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: At My Seetie's Heart... Posts: 182 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hahahaha... that was very funny!!! nice!

09-24-2007, 11:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
catya Elite Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: -=mY tarTs sOuL=- Posts: 1,133 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	ahahaha... make me laugh really thanks for the jokes Geezer...

10-09-2007, 09:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ezhel Elite Googler Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,494 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said, "The sky is definately blue!" "I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?" Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green." "I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?" The teacher says, "no why?" Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!"

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