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Geezer · 06-21-2007, 02:36 PM

This rich Doctor in Beverly Hills forgets his wife's Birthday and Anniversary (falls on the same day) because he is working so hard.

His wife is very angry and chews him out unmercifully. She says, you need to make this up to me! I want to see something I can take from "Zero to 200 in a few seconds" sitting in the driveway tomorrow when I get home or I'm going home to my Mothers.

She got back from the salon the next day, couldn't hardly wait to see what was in the driveway for her.

There is was, a bathroom scale. (Something she could take from zero to 200 in a few seconds)

sleepyhead · 06-26-2007, 03:13 AM

funny for a cause.

Cryxellis · 08-01-2007, 02:00 AM

hahaha

the doctor is really intelligent, but
stupid at the same time, his not that romantic right?

alex-party · 08-01-2007, 05:39 AM

No, he's not stupid, he works hard so his wife could go to saloons.

Cryxellis · 08-03-2007, 12:41 AM

Yeah I know, but what I'm saying is that
he should at least be romantic a little
he missed the memorable day of her life.

alex-party · 08-03-2007, 12:51 AM

Yeah, I know what you're saying, but maybe he would if she didn't yelled at him so hard. Relation is about understanding and helping each other, not yelling or "using" each other!

friend4fantasy · 08-03-2007, 08:10 AM

There's a guy who will never "get any" from his wife ever again.

Cryxellis · 08-03-2007, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex-party

Yeah, I know what you're saying, but maybe he would if she didn't yelled at him so hard. Relation is about understanding and helping each other, not yelling or "using" each other!

You can't blame the wife right

alex-party · 08-04-2007, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cryxellis

You can't blame the wife right

I'm not blaming anyone, I'm just saying that there is always another way to talk it over than yell on each other.

If the husband forgets their anniversary day, then there is something wrong, either:
a) he's very forgetful, then he should have a calendar on his table at work with important dates, which makes him a dork if he doesn't.
b) he forgot it on purpose (there could be 1000 reasons), then their relation is doomed and that is not funny anymore.

Geezer · 08-08-2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cryxellis

Yeah I know, but what I'm saying is that
he should at least be romantic a little
he missed the memorable day of her life.

Chill, it's a joke.

06-21-2007, 02:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Geezer Google Freak Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast Posts: 297 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ultimatum This rich Doctor in Beverly Hills forgets his wife's Birthday and Anniversary (falls on the same day) because he is working so hard. His wife is very angry and chews him out unmercifully. She says, you need to make this up to me! I want to see something I can take from "Zero to 200 in a few seconds" sitting in the driveway tomorrow when I get home or I'm going home to my Mothers. She got back from the salon the next day, couldn't hardly wait to see what was in the driveway for her. There is was, a bathroom scale. (Something she could take from zero to 200 in a few seconds)

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06-26-2007, 03:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
sleepyhead Google Freak Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 498 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	funny for a cause.

08-01-2007, 02:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cryxellis Master Googler Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Beyond the Darkness Posts: 587 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	hahaha the doctor is really intelligent, but stupid at the same time, his not that romantic right?

08-01-2007, 05:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
alex-party Elite Googler Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,085 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	No, he's not stupid, he works hard so his wife could go to saloons.

08-03-2007, 12:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cryxellis Master Googler Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Beyond the Darkness Posts: 587 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Yeah I know, but what I'm saying is that he should at least be romantic a little he missed the memorable day of her life.

08-03-2007, 12:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
alex-party Elite Googler Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,085 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Yeah, I know what you're saying, but maybe he would if she didn't yelled at him so hard. Relation is about understanding and helping each other, not yelling or "using" each other!

08-03-2007, 08:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
friend4fantasy Master Googler Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 724 Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	There's a guy who will never "get any" from his wife ever again.

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